There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and MISUSING THEM
I completely photosynthesize with this
i wanna talk about it but i really dont wanna talk about it
my response to everything is either no or i don’t know.
ugh i want to get really uncomfortably rich and then just. go around and anonymously donate huge amounts of money to people for things like HEY youre trying to move away from your abusive parents?? BAM 10 thousand mystery dollars oh whats that your dog needs surgery?? BAM paid for hey you cant afford to go to that con with your friends?? BAM better get your cosplay ready you fucking nerd
A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.
Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there’s a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.
Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s a large limo line at the rental office, but he’s patient and gets the job done.
Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there’s no punchline.
i wanna get super rich so i can do cool stuff like tip waiters $1000 or pay off people’s student loans for fun
you know that a book is going to be confusing as fuck when it starts with a map
i want to live by the ocean but also in the forest but also in the mountains but also in a big city but also in the countryside u feel me
My Toy Plane
Macau-based web designer and developer Varun Thota (@vnthota) has an Instagram feed of his series “My Toy Plane”. The imaginative photos show a hand guiding a toy airplane overhead in various locations.
i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time
*puts snapchat text over area of insecurity*